Joseph Gordon-Levitt Needs to Quit It With the Accents →

The Ringer nails it:

Here is an abridged list of things that Joseph Gordon-Levitt almost, but not quite, sounds like in Oliver Stone’s Snowden, out last week:

• Three kids stacked on top of each other inside of a trench coat
• The moment in a 2000s comedy when the third male lead realizes he’s been shot with a tranquilizer gun
• A prank caller whose heart just isn’t in it
• Someone Shailene Woodley would waste her early 20s on
• A short story where an old frog teaches a young frog how to build a boat, and then dies
• An outtake from a YouTube review of the iPhone voice changer app
• Edward Snowden