lowbrowculture

collects stories and ideas from John Kelly

Dirtbag Zeus

ZEUS: what is this
i dont like this

HERA: it’s our son
that’s our son, i’ve just given birth to him
i’ve named him Hephaestus–

[Zeus flings the newborn off Olympus]

ZEUS: what son
i dont see any son

I think Mallory Ortberg might be my favourite person on the internet.