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Bunga Bunga, Presidente

I love when porn gets topical (see also: Who’s Nailin’ Palin?), but seriously, did the makers of this Berlusconi-themed porn really think about what they were associating themselves with? Nothing is guaranteed to kill a boner quite like the image of a creepy, demented 74-year old midget throwing a fuck into a bored-looking prostitute.

If nothing else, think of his balls. Ugh. That’s my next 10 boners completely ruined.

(via the awl)