Sweet. This has made my day.# Tuesday Sep 20, 2005
Well, here's one thing I missed: Nintendo unveiled the controller for their next-generation console, the Revolution, over the weekend. And it looks... well... it looks different. It looks blocky and basic - like an extremely simplistic DVD remote control.
But it's not the looks that matter. If the DS has taught Nintendo nothing else, it's taught them that they can sidestep the Xbox 360 vs Playstation 3 one-upmanship and make innovative, entertaining games by exploring other possibilities - shifting the emphasis from the "games" to "playing." What's more, it's taught them that these games can be made for a fraction of the budget of games on other platforms.
This seems to be a lesson that they've learned well. Although the Revolution will certainly be powerful enough to churn out some staggering amount of polygons, it seems as if a lot of the emphasis will be on small 'parlour games', a la Wario Ware or Mario Party. Things like EyeToy and Singstar were great ideas and encouraged a lot of people to play games that wouldn't normally because they were easy to pick-up-and-play - a quick burst of fun, rather than an epic challenge. But because these were niche accessories, they weren't catered for to any great extent. Since this is the primary controller for the new Nintendo console, there's no fear of it being relegated to that sort of niche status.
And this is the other important lesson here: games have, essentially, plateaued. Let me explain. My girlfriend is someone who has never played games, and she's not going to start now. It's not because she doesn't like games, she does. She recently completed and enjoyed Silent Hill 2, but only through a system where she took on the puzzle/exploration parts, and threw the controller at me for action parts, or anything that required precise control. And that's the lesson here: unfamiliarity with controllers is a major barrier to entry for new gamers. Once again, we can give the example of EyeToy as an example of something that worked because people could play it without requiring the type of muscle-memory that gamers have built up through years of practice.
But Nintendo aren't just courting a new market with this idea. With this new controller, it opens a whole range of possibilities for people who are more familiar with games to engage them with new a new way to experience familiar games. For example, playing First Person Shooters like Doom 3 with the long, remote control-style stick acting as your gun or torch and direction controlled by the analog thumbstick. According to the IGN hands-on, this set-up is more intuitive than any currently-existing system.
But all this yapping won't really do much good. For a much better glimpse of what Nintendo have in mind, you should check out their promo video, which gives you an idea of the various uses for the controller.
I can't wait to get my hands on it.# 3 minute read · Monday Sep 19, 2005
On Friday, I took off out to Wicklow for a wedding, and I come back today with a bruised liver, a slightly soiled suit, an ingrown toenail and mild constipation from the amount of rich food and drink I consumed over the past three days.
Three days kicking it around Greystones and Glendalough. Three days of sitting around Glendalough House, getting drunk on champagne and canapes, going for naps in the library. Three days of hanging out with people I only knew from their various neuroses. Three days of feeling like Uncle Monty.
It's so nice to be back to normality. Don't get me wrong, this was by far the most interesting party I've ever been to, never once veering towards "dull", and I loved spending a few days feeling like a member of the landed gentry, but by 10pm on Saturday I was ready to kill someone for a Diet Coke that didn't have alcohol in it.
So, what have I missed?# 1 minute read · Monday Sep 19, 2005
I'm a huge Terry Gilliam fan. The Criterion edition of Brazil is one of the two DVDs I'm taking with me to the grave (the other being the Book of the Dead edition of Evil Dead). Even the stories of his glorious failures are more interesting than most people's movies, as seen by Lost in La Mancha.
And that's why his latest release, The Brothers Grimm, has me worried. So far, it has not been particularly well received by audiences in America, gathering an unimpressive 5.9/10 on IMDB - making this his lowest-ranking film yet. What's more, it hasn't been well received by critics either. Some of the reviews on Rottentomatoes paint a pretty grim (if you'll excuse the pun) picture.
But what's most worrying is Gilliam's counter-reaction; he has labelled the film's critics as "narrow minded", even going so far as to say ""Everybody has their opinion - and some people are wrong."
Of course, there's no way I'm going to miss The Brothers Grimm when it opens here on November 4th, and I really hope I'm going to love it. But it certainly carries a certain amount of baggage, knowing that if I don't like it, I'm "wrong."# 2 minute read · Thursday Sep 8, 2005
Blondie! Survivor! Duran Duran! Nena!# Thursday Sep 1, 2005
"Our Dumb Century" is the funniest thing I've ever read - the Onion's archives are a close second.# Wednesday Aug 31, 2005
If you're anything like me, and you've been feeling like your list of accomplishments has started looking a little sparse, and maybe you've been wondering when you're going to finally get around to leaving your mark on the world (and if 'stains' count as marks), then your day is about to get worse - the Moxie Cinema is finally opening on September 21st.
For over a year, Dan and Nicole have been struggling to open an independent cinema in their hometown of Springfield, MO. They've overcome financial and legal setbacks and worked their fingers to the bone - all of which has been excruciatingly and entertainingly documented by Dan on the Moxie Blog. Now finally, they're seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.
What makes all this slightly painful for me is that Dan is actually a year younger than I am. I have a year's head start on him, but nothing to show for it.
Aw, just kidding. Best of luck to Dan and Nicole. If I'm ever near Springfield, I promise to drop by and show my support.# Wednesday Aug 31, 2005
Regardless of how you try to justify it, Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D is a bad movie. Spy Kids 3D (the obvious comparison) was the weakest of that series and yet it still towers over Sharkboy in terms of plot and well... sense of fun. Even worse is that Sharkboy commits that cardinal sin of children's movies: actually talking down to its audience.
And yes, I know it's a kid's movie and all, and I shouldn't have high expectations but none of the kids in the cinema with me seemed particular engaged. In fact, most seemed bored by the story, although completely wowed by the 3D effect. The standout moment came for me when Lavagirl died (In children's movies, all heroes are contractually obliged to die or appear to die) and some kid behind me shouted out "Deadgirl".
Genuinely poor.# Tuesday Aug 30, 2005
del.icio.us tags: toys, thanks!# Friday Aug 26, 2005
Irish bloggers have taken the question of "why can't we have more geek get-togethers like [Bar Camp] in Ireland?" and run with it. TechCamp was born almost overnight.
It's a really good idea, and it's really encouraging to see people taking a pro-active stance with regards the things they'd like to see being done. Until now, the closest thing Irish geeks have to this kind of thing is the occasional LinuxWorld, which staggers between inaccessible to all but the most hardcore geeks and irrelevant to all but IT managers with huge budgets.
But, as it stands, TechCamp is suffering from an extremely blog-heavy proposal of events. Things like "How to blog", "How to promote your blog" and "How to get others to blog" well... just aren't of much interest to me. I'd rather see a more diverse agenda, one covering not only aspects of geek life, but of geek life in Ireland specifically.# Thursday Aug 25, 2005
Nearly four months after moving in, we're nearing the end of our broadband saga. Smart sent us our modem and login details. So, I plugged the phone into the wall socket in our bedroom - no dialtone. There's another wire coming up through the wall in our living room, presenting Cat 5 - I wired together a socket using the usual combination of blue -> red, white/blue -> green, but to no avail. In desperation, I yanked the face-plate off the wall socket in the bedroom and found that it wasn't actually connected to anything.
Smart were very nice about the whole thing, merely remarking that the whole situation was "very unusual" (a very diplomatic way of saying "My word, you're a moron for not checking this earlier").
Either way, Eircom engineers are on their way out to us and we should be hooked up by next week.# 1 minute read · Thursday Aug 25, 2005
But what's with the four wings? Weird joining artifact?# Thursday Aug 25, 2005
Some spoilers included here. But since The Island is Michael Bay's latest Big Dumb Action Movie, am I really spoiling much?
I don't see how I could possibly run a blog called "low brow culture" and not like Michael Bay movies. Sure, he's got all the subtlety of a jackhammer. And sure, his movies are based around explosive set-pieces, but you know what? I don't care. He packs more visceral flourishes into two hours than most directors have managed in their entire careers. And since this is exactly what he's going for, I say fair balls to him.
So, the Island.
I wanted to see this since I first read about it a few months ago. I mean, what's not to love? It's directly lifting pieces from a shedload of movies I love. Logan's Run, THX-1138, the Matrix... Surely, with a bunch of explosions and car chases, The Island would be better than the sum of its parts.
It is. Barely. But what struck me more than anything else was the unrelenting stream of product placement in this movie. Now, I'll be the first to admit I'm not the brightest spark in the fire, and product placement typically whizzes over my head like a jet plane. So, the fact that I'm dedicating an entire blog entry to this just makes me think: Jesus, Michael. Couldn't you have toned it down just a little?
These are all in roughly chronological order. If you spot any more, let me know and I'll add them up here.
Barely three minutes into the movie, we're greeted with an entire tray of Puma footwear. Lincoln Three-Echo appears to be missing a shoe. Now, this begs a couple of questions.
- In a perfect society, where they can detect two people touching, how does a shoe go missing?
- In a hermetically sealed world, why bother with branding at all?
Oh, how very droll. But this just brings up the issue of Question 2 again.
Now, this is just baffling.
The movie is set in 2017 (or so). And yet they use the old Xbox logo. The one that got retired in 2004, and is being replaced by the new Xbox 360 one.
Within the story - Sean Bean proclaims how he keeps the products docile and without emotion. What possible purpose could there be for a game room that encourages fighting between fully 3D holographic representations of the characters? Don't they know videogames are bad for you?
The nerd in me just wants to snort at the idea of MSN Search powering a city's telephone system.
For me, this makes the least sense. If you look carefully, you can probably make out the Microsoft logo on the building in the background. I'm not sure if this building exists or not (I'm doubting it does), but either way, this is most certainly a deliberate inclusion. But it only appears on the screen for a fraction of a second - whizzing by far too fast for most people to notice.
Except those poring over every frame, looking for product placement, of course.
This is either the most galling of the lot: having an actual ad play within the movie, or a really nifty post-modern idea using an actual Scarlett Johansson in a movie where she plays her clone. I'll give the filmmakers the benefit of the doubt and say it's the latter.
Michelob recently launched "Michelob Light in an Aluminium Bottle." Here it is. In the movie, it looks even more like a straight-out advertisment. The bottle provides the only colour in the scenes it's featured in, as the camera reverentially zooms and pans its way around the bottle.
# 4 minute read · Sunday Aug 21, 2005
Samuel L. Jackson is one of the heroes of lowbrowculture, for the simple reason that he's not too proud to take an awful job to pay some bills, or simply because he likes the sound of it.
In the next couple of years, he's got two movies coming out that have grabbed my attention. The first is "Afrosamurai", which tells the story of a Samurai who "seeks revenge on those who murdered hiss father in front of him when he was just a boy." The other is "Pacific Air Flight 121." Don't let the dull title scare you off, it's soon to be changed back to its much more impressive title of "Snakes on a Plane." The plot outline reads "On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes."
Beaks: One of those films that you're working on right now is... well, it's called "Pacific Air 121"
Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!
Jackson: We're totally changing that back. That's the only reason I took the job: I read the title.
Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That's everything!
Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don't.
Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane?
Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They're interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, "Where's that goin'?" And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It's actually been a fun show. But we're taking the name back!
Samuel L. Jackson, we salute you.# 2 minute read · Wednesday Aug 17, 2005
Technically, can you call it 'surfing' when you barely managed to get to your knees? Consequently, can I start calling myself a 'surfer' now? Please?# 1 minute read · Wednesday Aug 17, 2005
In just under an hour, I'm leaving Dublin and heading to sunny Sligo for a weekend's surfing and camping. According to Met Eireann, it's going to be rainy and windy (42km/h). Perfect for the surfing part of the weekend, not so great for the camping part.
For the rain-delay parts, I'm bringing a few things to read:
Of course, there's a very good chance I could die out there. Whether it's from exposure, or at the hands of a crazed, knife-wielding maniac. Or maybe even in a really nonsensical, over-hyped way, Blair Witch-style. Or perhaps just from embarassment as I make a complete ass of myself on a surfboard.
Either way, if I don't make it back, avenge my death.# 2 minute read · Friday Aug 12, 2005
Just wanted to throw a little Google-juice in the direction of GamesAreArt.com. Needlessly fussy site design and current lack of content aside, it's an important site. The games industry has just entered an extremely difficult time, with critics discounting video games as a medium of entertainment, never mind expression, and it's important that we, as games players and games enthusiasts, have some way of showing non-games players just how far the games industry has come.
Anyway, best of luck to GamesAreArt.com.# Wednesday Aug 10, 2005
Tilt his head back, flick the switch, turn on your stereo.# Friday Jul 29, 2005
It's the last Friday of July, and we all know what that means, right?# Friday Jul 29, 2005
A town that was laid out in the 1950s, but never fully built. Very creepy.# Thursday Jul 28, 2005