I pre-ordered this game without knowing anything about it. Now, the more I read about it, the more excited I get.# Monday Apr 5, 2010
Lost reimagined as a Saturday-morning kid's cartoon. More over at Behance.net# 1 minute read · Sunday Apr 4, 2010
(via mnmal)# Friday Apr 2, 2010
"Avatard"# 1 minute read · Friday Apr 2, 2010
# 1 minute read · Thursday Apr 1, 2010
Belladonna has her own World of Warcraft guild and she's psyched for Final Fantasy XIV. Mind: blown.
The good thing is that since I don’t work for anyone else, I’m my own boss and I schedule everything. I know that I can push things back a little or switch things around so when I do let myself go and play World of Warcraft for two weeks, I’m ok. It does kind of slow you down. Usually, I’ll get things done and get ahead of myself, but sometimes it’s fun to just let yourself go and play video games all day long.# 1 minute read · Thursday Apr 1, 2010
Perfect summary of everything that's wrong with the look of big-budget movies.# Wednesday Mar 31, 2010
Complete with Shamless Product Placement.# 1 minute read · Friday Mar 19, 2010
I managed to catch Avatar in 3D when I was back home last month and I don't think the 3D helped at all. In fact, the few scenes where it really 'worked' for me just yanked me right out of the paper-thin story. I'd rather have seen it in 2D without the 30% colour-loss you get with the 3D glasses.# Wednesday Mar 17, 2010
Ten or eleven years ago, I was in a pub and we got talking about Jimmy Stewart. For some reason, I thought now would be a good time to try my hand at a Jimmy Stewart impression. Now, if you've ever seen me try to do an impression of anything, you know I can't, it's just embarassing. Maybe the stars were smiling on me or something because that day, I managed to do a pitch-perfect impression of Jimmy Stewart.
That was the first and last time I ever tried a Jimmy Stewart impression. I will probably never be able to do one again, let alone do a better one, so why even try?
I was playing GTA IV a while ago and, like most people who play it, I started fucking around in between missions. Goofing off - crashing cars, shooting random people and generally acting like a deranged psychopath. One of my favourite things to do in that game is to punch someone and then stand there. Maybe it's because I'm a complete pussy and I'd never try this in real life. Anyway, I punch people and see what they do. Most times they just go "Hey!" and walk away. Sometimes they scream and run away.
Except once, I punched the Charles Bronson of Liberty City. He just snapped, went berserk and started beating the living fuck out of me. I would have fought back, but he was going so nuts that I never got a chance to punch him. So I ran away.
He started chasing me.
I swear to God, I don't know if the developers made it this way, but I could have sworn he was foaming at the mouth.
I ran and ran and ran. Usually, with videogames, you run far enough away and the person chasing you gives up and goes back to their pre-scripted routine. Not this guy. I ran into my apartment - your safe-house, where you can save your game by lying on your bed and 'going to sleep' for a few hours. He chased me in. I didn't even know non-playable characters could open the door! So I did the only thing I could, I lay on the bed, went to sleep and saved my game.
When it was done saving, my character woke up, the guy was still standing over my bed, barking and shouting at me, and started punching the moment I stood up. I eventually just grabbed a gun and shot the guy.
Now I can't play GTA IV again, because I know I will never be able to top the image of a crazy guy yelling and screaming at me as I lie in bed asleep. I don't care how good the rest of the game is, it can't beat that.# 3 minute read · Wednesday Mar 17, 2010
Frustrated by the way BFBC2 players will happily sit and snipe while doing nothing to help the squad, or win the round, Tom Chick invents a new class, the sniper cop:
Did you know the tracer dart can stick to friendly targets? It sits there and glows. For instance, if you affix it to someone's head - say, someone with a sniper rifle crouching just behind a ridge or in some foliage - that person's head will be super easy to spot from a long way off by other players with sniper rifles. Furthermore, if you attach it to someone's face, it will shine a red glow into his line of site and maybe even obscure his vision. It's like a fantastic glowing clown nose# 1 minute read · Tuesday Mar 16, 2010
Everyone should check out Corey Godbey's awesome nintendo-themed 'bit and run' series# 1 minute read · Tuesday Mar 16, 2010
I know I live here, but you've no idea how useful these kinds of sites are. Especially when everyone you meet tells you you're wrong and the REAL secret best gelato/cappucino/pizza is.# Monday Mar 15, 2010
I love the Electric Ladyland style of the US 1-sheet for On Her Majesty's Secret Service, my second-favourite Bond movie, after Moonraker.# Sunday Mar 14, 2010
Idris “Driis” “Stringer Bell” Elba’s new single# Friday Mar 12, 2010
First up, a quick warning. We're talking about Lady Gaga here, so if that doesn't immediately ring your NSFW alarm, then let me state it clearly: this post is probably NSFW.
Here's the new Lady Gaga video for 'Telephone', which has a load of oversaturated shots of big-titted women dancing around the place in their bikinis. As is usual for any video directed by Jonas Åkerlund, it's almost painful to watch.
Now, here's one of the few clips I could find of the Bikini Bandits Experience, a weird 'ironic' exploitation film which has a load of oversaturated shots of big-titted women dancing around the place in their bikinis. It's also got Corey Feldman, Jello Biafra, Maynard James Keenan and Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf (RIP Hank). And it, too, is pretty painful to watch.# 1 minute read · Friday Mar 12, 2010
Monkey Island 2 Special Edition Coming in Summer
With "in-game audio commentary from the game's creators in select scenes"! After reading Ron Gilbert's text-commentary for the original Monkey Island, I'm psyched for this.# Friday Mar 12, 2010
GDC 2010: 'Sword & Sworcery EP'
Stylish old-school adventure game with Punch Out style fighting sections. Very slick# Friday Mar 12, 2010
# 1 minute read · Thursday Mar 11, 2010
Hetero Man-Crush #1: R. J. MacReady# 1 minute read · Thursday Mar 11, 2010