1 minute read # Monday Apr 2, 2012
Unfortunately, here is the situation,” Donovan wrote in an e-mail to Sam on Aug. 16, 2004, and proceeded to list the necessary changes.
“Hooker in car blow job — we need to show much less of the critical mouth to penis area.
“Hooker Stand Up Blow Job — this needs to be removed or implied.
“Sex with girlfriend — essentially this is all beyond the bounds of M and 18 ratings, and needs to be removed or implied.
“Sex shop workers need to have slightly more nipple coverage particularly for the States.
“Key to her heart spanking date scene needs to be removed, as it constitutes sexualized violence which is a huge problem.
“Blow job in back room of dealer’s house is cool however.
1 minute read # Sunday Apr 1, 2012
Horror movie blog, Man is the Warmest Place to Hide takes a look at the huge role the Prophet synthesizer plays in 80s horror. This is why the internet is great.# Friday Mar 30, 2012
1 minute read # Friday Mar 30, 2012
Something they put in as a test and never took out. Completely inaccessible through the console. Still, amazing.# Thursday Mar 29, 2012
1 minute read # Thursday Mar 29, 2012
For Portal 2 the script was written mainly in Word. The Left 4 Deads have so many lines that need to fire under certain conditions; we track it all in database software - Visual FoxPro 6. This results in my often being lazy and writing directly into the tables and then writing a script to output a Word document to take to the recording studio. I think it is safe to say, L4D2 is the only game written in Visual Foxpro. I don’t really recommend it.
1 minute read # Sunday Mar 25, 2012
If you're 35 years old and you're thinking about retaking the SAT as a kind of blog stunt, I would highly recommend you avoid it. In fact, I would recommend that no one take the SAT ever. It's a sternly worded dinosaur of a test, graded in an arbitrary manner with outdated equipment, and it blows. The only reason people take it is because they have to. It exists only so that preppy dipshits can brag about their scores well into adulthood if they did well. I hate it. I hope the Princeton Review gets fucked by a cattle prod.
1 minute read # Saturday Mar 24, 2012
You’re not into physical media? I’m with you. It’ll be on iTunes soon. See? The store page lists the release date. March 6. You can circle it on the calendar and everything.
You’re still frowning. What’s wrong, Scrumpkin?
Oh. You want it right now.
But — umm — the release date is only, like, two or three weeks away. Just hang on a bit. You’ll be fine.
Yes, I heard you (please, sir, there’s really no need to shout). I understand that you want it (and I hope I’m not misquoting you) right the ****ity-**** NOWWWWWWWW. But you can’t have it now. You can have it on March 6. It isn’t even as far away as you think. Remember? February is the super-short month?
You’re already torrenting it, aren’t you?
Annnnd now you’re also calling me a d*** because I expected you to wait two weeks, and you’re claiming that you’re “forced” to torrent it because the video industry is bunch of turds. How charming.
I wish everyone would read Andy Ihnatko's post before banging out their own incoherent, self-entitled posts on how the entertainment industry is leaving them with no choice to but pirate TV shows. Even MG Siegler -- usually a super-smart guy and a great writer -- wrote a post titled "Help! I’m Being Forced To Pirate Game Of Thrones Against My Will!".
These guys should try living in Europe for a while, where HBO is a distant dream, the selection of shows and films on iTunes seems to be a cruel joke and where Netflix only just launched. I pirate my TV shows too, but only because I have issues with delayed gratification. I'm okay with that, and I don't try to blame anyone but myself.
Everyone, just go read Andy Ihnatko's post.2 minute read # Saturday Mar 24, 2012
So good. Also loved the recreation of Prince's first album cover.1 minute read # Monday Mar 19, 2012
Browser-based zombie strategy game using Google Maps as a back-end. Gorgeous. Like a HD Urban Dead, which sucked away months of my life.# Sunday Mar 18, 2012
This really hits home for me. I've been slogging my way through books I haven't been enjoying and I've had enough. As the article points out: "The more bad books you finish, the fewer good ones you’ll have time to start."# Friday Mar 16, 2012
I've been seeing a lot of links to news articles about this study saying that red meat is linked to a whole range of health-related risks. The part every news article leaves out, and which the original study takes into considerations, is that people who eat a lot of red meat probably have other lifestyle factors that would contribute to their general health level. From the study: "Men and women with higher intake of red meat were less likely to be physically active and were more likely to be current smokers, to drink alcohol, and to have a higher body mass index."# Wednesday Mar 14, 2012
Hey America? Fuck you.
Also, while we're on the subject, the first one of you sons of bitches to call it "St. Patty's Day" is getting punched in the dick.1 minute read # Monday Mar 12, 2012
I think a large part of my secret desire to become a writer is just so I can rock a load of LaTeX and use a Makefile -- a fucking Makefile -- on my writing.# Wednesday Mar 7, 2012
Chris Ware's house looks almost exactly like I imagined it would.
(via Trip City)1 minute read # Wednesday Mar 7, 2012
1 minute read # Wednesday Mar 7, 2012
1 minute read # Wednesday Mar 7, 2012
You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.