This is just bizarre, Nicolas Cage has been appointed Goodwill Ambassador for the UN Office on Drugs and Crime. My favourite quote from the press release:
"Until today, justice has been a cause without a rebel. Now we have one," said [UNODC Executive Director] Mr. Costa.
Cage has said that he will "use the performing arts as an engine for global justice and victim support".
Now, let's take a look at a couple of Nicolas Cage's movies that are coming out in 2010.
Drive Angry - "A vengeful father chases after the men who killed his daughter".
The Hungry Rabbit Jumps - "After his wife is assaulted, a husband enlists the services of a vigilante group to help him settle the score"
This is Nicolas Cage's interpretation of "global justice"? What next? A right-wing homophobic actor with a history of drug use and sexual assault being elected governor of California?
Wait, what?
# Monday Dec 14, 2009
What does it say about me that an hipster indie film like Away We Go -- a film which seemed to be tailor-made for people like me -- completely failed to move me, despite the fact it was violently tugging at my heartstrings for the better part of two hours, whereas populist, cliched fluff like Glee had me bawling in 42 minutes?
It ends with a slow clap, for fuck's sake. I am completely powerless against the slow clap.
# Wednesday Oct 7, 2009
RIP Peace Day Dove
# Saturday Sep 26, 2009
I've always had a lot of respect for Lady Gaga. She's completely batshit insane, but unlike most of those self-consciously 'quirky' artists out there, she's actually has the talent to back that up. You have to admire her courage. Or, at the very least, her ability to keep a straight face.
But her appearance at the MTV VMAs was so amazing that she's now become my personal hero. She was, by far, the most entertaining person on there. I mean, who else could sit behind Beyonce and completely steal the spotlight? That takes some balls (no pun intended).

Flavorwire have a great article deconstructing Lady Gaga's VMA ensembles. My favourite is the Carrie/Burger King one.
# Thursday Sep 17, 2009
Could this be the next Braid? The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom just got picked up by 2K games, coming out on Xbox Live Arcade early next year.
# Saturday Aug 29, 2009
Cryptic Sea's No Quarter is a series of indie games described by the developer as "an album of original games inspired by arcade and console classics. Think of it like an album of music except with games instead of songs."
Quite.
Part of this 'album' is Hitlers Must Die!, a "run and gun where you play a Soviet special forces guy assigned to kill Hitler clones." Basically, a 2D shooter, with some neat John Woo-style stunts in there, like sliding backwards while shooting. But there's the question: why not just have some cookie-cutter space aliens or monsters? Why Hitler?
But the answer is obvious. Why the fuck not?
Proof that, like Philip Glass, Moonlight Sonata makes any video infinitely cooler.
# Saturday Aug 22, 2009
According to the site's public data, the iPhone (green line) is the most popular camera on Flickr, having just passed the Canon Digital Rebel XTi/EOS 400D (pink line). It's also interesting to see how the iPhone ranks in the percentage usage among camera phones (read: it's virtually the only game in town).
I had really not been a fan of convergence, since I thought that any device that tries to be all things to all people will end up doing a piss-poor job of everything. But the iPhone is definitely making me rethink this.
# Saturday Jul 4, 2009
If you're taking part in Infinite Summer and, like me, find yourself falling behind or losing focus, Kevin Guilfoile has some fantastic, inspirational words:
The first ten pages of this book are remarkable. The first 100 pages are very good (if sometimes frustrating) but the first ten are amazing, and [David Foster Wallace] deliberately put them there, right at the front, in order to make you a promise.
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He could have just said this: Listen up. I have a freaking great story to tell you.
If you feel yourself getting frustrated in parts, or lost. If you feel Wallace has lost your trust, stop, go back and read the first ten pages. You’ll find a promise.
# Friday Jul 3, 2009
NPR's All Things Considered is one of the few great news/current events radio shows out there. That's why it's so galling that they don't have an official podcast. You can only download snippets from their website, which is generous of them, but getting these onto my iPod was such a colossal pain in the dick that I decided, instead, I'd construct a podcast myself. So I did.
If you want to subscribe, launch iTunes, go to Advanced -> Subscribe to Podcast, and paste in the following URL: http://www.lowbrowculture.com/atcpodcast.php
Usual disclaimer: This is provided as-is, with no guarantees, warranties or refunds. It works for me. If it doesn't work for you, drop me a line. This podcast is completely unofficial and in no way endorsed by NPR.
# Tuesday Jun 30, 2009
The Big Picture posted its roundup of Glastonbury picture, and they're stunning, as usual. One thing struck me looking at this picture though - when did Glastonbury move to Never Never Land?
# Monday Jun 29, 2009
This is why I respect George Lucas - he's never afraid to fuck with the minds of rabid Star Wars fans.
# Thursday Jul 12, 2007
Replacing lost functionality in iTunes: the ability to share your library over the internet. Hooray!
# Thursday Jul 12, 2007
There's some inspired casting here - Steve Carrell as Maxwell Smart, Ann Hathaway as Agent 99, Alan Arkin as the Chief.
# Wednesday Jul 11, 2007
Now the bellyachers have one less thing to uh... bellyache about. No idea how long this will take to trickle down to Europe though.
# Monday Jul 9, 2007
This awesome teaser trailer is sometimes running in front of screenings of Transformers in the States. Now, as good as Transformers was, it would be hard to keep my attention after that trailer.
It's probably a movie codenamed "Cloverfield", which J.J. Abrams is supposed to have been working on for a while now. No real details exist except that it's a big, dumb monster movie. Hooray! 'Round these parts, we loves us some big, dumb monster movies. Even the Godzilla remake, but only for that one scene where Jean Reno's does his Elvis impression.
Cute thing - the official site, which isn't referenced anywhere in that trailer, or on any other official sources, is tracking visitors using Google Analytics. This word-of-mouth campaign is being dissected, one visitor at a time.
Update: High-res trailer on apple.com (including HD)
# Wednesday Jul 4, 2007
Maybe it's just from watching two seasons of Doctor Who back-to-back, but this 'Orbo' shit scares the bejesus out of me
# Wednesday Jul 4, 2007
Pretty resilient - only want one more now.
# Saturday Jun 30, 2007
And I used to like eggs so much. Now I don't think I'll ever be able to eat one again.
# Thursday Jun 28, 2007
For Greg Packer. You're setting the tone, buddy. Let's keep it civilized.
# Tuesday Jun 26, 2007
Greg Packer started queueing on Monday, June 25th at 5pm. Outside Japan, is this the first time people have been started queuing days in advance for a PHONE?
# Tuesday Jun 26, 2007

The King is dead. Long live the King!
Quigley said she rescued Elwood two years ago. "The breeder was going to euthanize him because she thought he was too ugly to sell," said Quigley.
"So ha ha, now Elwood's all over the Internet and people love him and adore him."
Well, let's not get carried away...
# Monday Jun 25, 2007

More images at mousevine.com
# Friday Jun 22, 2007

"I suppose it is funny when you realize you will always be known throughout your life as that bloke in that car where the cheetah pooped through the roof hatch."
# Friday Jun 22, 2007
Even more creepy.
# Friday Jun 22, 2007
Creepy.
# Friday Jun 22, 2007
About as close to the real thing as us Europeans will be getting for a while.
# Friday Jun 22, 2007
Finally.
# Tuesday Jun 19, 2007
Engadget recently ran a story highlighting what a different hand-model can do for the perceived size of the iPhone. The results are pretty interesting. Here are the two images, with the iPhone set to the same size in both. Mouse over the image below to check it out.

# Monday Jun 18, 2007
A tenner says this will be on the next Beastie Boys album
# Saturday Jun 16, 2007

STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
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Oh, fuck it. Read the rest on Project Gutenberg.
I've never read Ulysses, and at this rate, I probably never will. Still though, as Sean Hughes says, "Great preface".
# Saturday Jun 16, 2007
The guy at 02:30 is my hero. Instead of renewing Dan and Becs, RTE should just give this guy a weekly show where he can sit in a comfy chair and dispense his words of comfort and wisdom.
# Friday Jun 15, 2007
This could be the start of something beautiful: bacon as a fabric.
# Friday Jun 15, 2007
Or, as one little scamp puts it, "I've been waiting for a place for us PS3 owners to congregate and learn about the future of our consoles? You know, with only one bias."
# Tuesday Jun 12, 2007
After my family and friends, I'd say the thing I miss the most about home is sitting down to an Irish breakfast on a groggy Sunday morning. Reading this blog is the next best thing.
# Monday Jun 11, 2007
Disappointingly, this job has nothing to do with mini-Fonzies.
# Monday Jun 11, 2007
$20 gets you a custom-drawn piece of Zombie art. I know someone who needs to steal this business model.
# Monday Jun 11, 2007
Oddly enough, I probably agree with this more than any FHM list.
# Saturday Jun 9, 2007
As both a huge fan of the book and a huge fan of big, dumb movies, I'm pretty excited about this.
# Friday Jun 8, 2007
"God makes a vow He can't keep, or if He did, He would undo all his good work. .... Is it any surprise that we sin again? And again? And again? All the way down to the present day. You can call this "original sin," but maybe it's just lax parenting."
# Thursday Jun 7, 2007
Amazing! I don't care if this is a real Chupacabra, a crack addict taking a shit in the bushes, or even just a special effect - it's still going to keep me awake at night.
# Wednesday Jun 6, 2007
Fuck Al Gore - Global Warming is AMAZING.
# Wednesday Jun 6, 2007
(Update 20201111: Video was taken down from youtube and I can't even remember what it was)
# Monday Jun 4, 2007


Girding my loins today is Universal Studios' announcement that they will be developing a "theme park within a theme park" based on the Harry Potter books and movies. Covering over 20 acres, 'The Wizarding World of Harry Potter' will be a themed 'land' (like "Frontierland" or "Tomorrowland") within Universal's Islands of Adventure in Orlando Florida. Universal say this area will contain contain 'state of the art attractions' and 'experimental shops'. Which sounds slightly ominous.
I'm a huge theme park nerd. As I said before, I don't enjoy the rides as much as just walking around this completely artificial, fantasy world, soaking up all the simulacra. Combine this with the amazing production design of the Harry Potter movies, and you've got me hooked.
Click here to see the announcement video.
# Friday Jun 1, 2007

Okay, so he may not have been my first choice of someone to play the Joker in Christopher Nolan's follow-up to Batman Begins, but I never though Heath Ledger would make a bad Joker. Now they've released the first picture of Heath Ledger in Joker make-up, and... my goodness, this is shaping up nicely, isn't it? I really like the move away from the traditional demented clown look into a more gritty, Ichi the Killer-style scar.
Although I still think it's a shame we'll never get to see what Vincent Cassel could have done with the role.
(via empireonline)
# Thursday May 24, 2007
Three way battle - lions vs buffalo vs crocodiles. Who knew nature could be SO FUCKING AWESOME?
# Thursday May 24, 2007
Pretty. Completely different to how I'd imagined the universe when I read the books, but sometimes that's a good thing.
# Wednesday May 23, 2007
I've started a food blog, where I review the restaurants I visit in Rome. I dunno, it might be useful if you're ever in the neighbourhood.
Homesick & Hungry
# Monday May 21, 2007
My girlfriend has a little lady-boner for Sarah Connor in Terminator 2. It's where she gets her hard-ass attitude from. Except I can't imagine she'll be too thrilled about this - it's a TV show based around the life of Sarah Connor between T2 (where she was awesome and kick-ass) and T3 (where she was dead). Full of embarrassing throwbacks to the movies, including "Come with me if you want to live".
More clips here.
# Monday May 21, 2007
Danger: Diabolik could be the greatest movie I've ever seen. Click on the image above to check out more stills from the film and tell me if you don't wanna see it immediately. Is it a spy movie with a lot of kissing? Or a softcore porno with a really good plot? Either way, it's features one of my favourite actors, Terry Thomas, so it's okay by me.
And what's more, it's directed by Mario Bava and filmed in Dino Di Laurentiis' Roma studios, so it counts as part of my Italian cultural learning! Bonus!
# Saturday May 19, 2007
Looks like the theatrical poster has Hermione's breasts photoshopped to look SMALLER.
# Friday May 18, 2007