Google (n.): The kind of fun, colorful name you stick with to conceal the fact that your mega-corporation has become objectively terrifying.
Perfect.# Thursday Aug 6, 2015
Google (n.): The kind of fun, colorful name you stick with to conceal the fact that your mega-corporation has become objectively terrifying.
Perfect.# Thursday Aug 6, 2015
# Thursday Aug 6, 2015
Have you ever owned anything? This is why you cannot forgive any of your former lovers. Things like “having chairs” is preventing you from living your best life, and also you should throw away any item of clothing you’re not currently wearing. If it’s not on your skin, you don’t really love it, do you?
# Saturday Jul 11, 2015
“I see life as like being attacked by a bear,” she says. “You can run, you can pretend to be dead or you can make yourself bigger. So, if you’re my stature, you stand on a chair and bang a pan and scream and shout as if you’re going to attack the bear. This is my go-to strategy. I really liked being pregnant, for example, because I got to take up more space.”
I smelled a rat with the Holus early on - in the original pitch, they showed a video conference using a side angle, which would require a super-fancy camera on the other end. Joanie Mercier really dug into the project and showed what a goddamn mess this is. Strangest discovery: the "staff pick" badge means absolutely nothing on Kickstarter.# Thursday Jul 9, 2015
I hated Ernest Cline's previous book, Ready Player One. I genuinely hated it with a burning passion. It was one of the worst books I read last year. And the fact that everyone else (even the New York Times!) loved it made me wonder if it was just something broken in me. Which is why Laura Hudson's review of his new book, Armada (and by extension, her critique of RPO), has cheered me up no end.
# Tuesday Jul 7, 2015
Armada often feels like it's being narrated by that one guy in your group of friends who never stops quoting the Simpsons, a tic that feels increasingly tiresome and off-putting in the face of the novel’s supposedly apocalyptic stakes. On more than one occasion, soldiers salute each other en route to world-ending battles by solemnly swearing that “the Force” will be with them, and one character flies to his supposedly tragic and moving death while screaming quotes from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. This is a book that ends with someone unironically quoting Yoda.
I've said before that Paul Ford is one of my internet heroes. If you didn't understand or remained unconvinced as to why I said this, you need to read his latest piece for Bloomberg Businessweek - a spectacular 38.000-word article about programming and computers. Which in the hands of most technology writers would be dry and boring, but this is why I love Paul Ford so much. He's incredibly smart and intelligent, but he approaches everything from an extremely human point of view, so it's a wonderful read.# Monday May 11, 2015
Casey Johnston goes deep to find the best Kanye song, pitting them against each other. Even if you don't like Kanye or you think brackets are a bad methodology to finding the best anything, the writing here is just great.# Saturday May 2, 2015
Alan Jacobs wrote seventy-nine theses on technology and how it affects and informs our world.
- Everything begins with attention.
- It is vital to ask, “What must I pay attention to?”
- It is vital to ask, “What may I pay attention to?”
- It is vital to ask, “What must I refuse attention to?”
- To “pay” attention is not a metaphor: Attending to something is an economic exercise, an exchange with uncertain returns.
The whole thing is wonderful. But just as wonderful are some of the responses they have invited. And the responses to the responses. Oh listen, just go read the whole thing, will you?# Friday Mar 27, 2015
It may not be a great film, but these photos at least give you some idea of why it's such an amazing achievement. The amount of care and craft that went into something that would appear on screen for a second or two. So impressive.# Sunday Mar 15, 2015
This is so good. I could use any one of his answers as a pull-quote here, but this answer hit one of my weak spots:
# Wednesday Mar 4, 2015
Why do you EDC?
I like the idea of finding the very best version of some otherwise mundane object, settling on it, having that problem solved well, and then using that object for the rest of my life. This is my watch. This is my pen. This is my wallet.
Based on his terrific books his occasional appearances on Radiolab, Oliver Sacks seems like a really great guy: smart, funny, and curious. So it's pretty sad to hear that he's been dealt one last shitty hand. But at the same time, it sounds like he's totally at peace with it:
It is up to me now to choose how to live out the months that remain to me. I have to live in the richest, deepest, most productive way I can.
He'll be missed.# Thursday Feb 19, 2015
Nathan Barley is ten years old today and this is a great retrospective from The Guardian on how the show came about and why it's still so prescient. If you haven't actually seen the show yet, you owe it to yourself to check it out. And if you've already seen it, you owe it to yourself to watch it again.# Tuesday Feb 10, 2015
The optimistic side of me loves this. It puts the emphasis back on the words, rather than a semi-arbitrary number at the bottom.# Tuesday Feb 10, 2015
The amount of planning and effort that these guys put into their little jokes is impressive. Although I kind of wish they'd gone with their previous idea of naming the island "Fuck Mountain".# Thursday Feb 5, 2015
Monkey Island 2 had some of the best art of its time. The colours, the character. And nearly all done in marker? So impressive.# Tuesday Feb 3, 2015
When I was about ten years old, I saved up all my pocket money for months and bought myself a hardback copy of Industrial Light and Magic: The Art of Special Effects. And the thing I loved most about this book was all the matte paintings. Such a simple idea, but so powerful and so evocative. I'd get lost in them for hours. And here we are, over twenty years later and they still draw me in, every time.# Friday Jan 30, 2015
I don't know who in NPR thought it would be a good idea to invite the stars of Broad City (one of the best shows on tv right now, btw) to interview Sleater-Kinney, but that person should be given a massive promotion.# Thursday Jan 22, 2015
One of the things nerds love to do is look at other people’s stacks and say, “what a house of cards!” In fact I fully expect people to link to this article and write things like, “sounds okay, but they should have used Jizzawatt with the Hamstring extensions and Graunt.ns for all their smexing.”
I rarely link to articles that relate to the kinds of things I do at my day job because they're usually so dry and boring. But remember when I said Paul Ford was one of my internet heroes? Well, this shows why. So terrifically written.# Wednesday Jan 21, 2015
Fun fact: the computer I'm typing this on is called . Every time I see this in a list of network devices, it cheers me up.# Wednesday Jan 21, 2015
Owning a cast iron skillet requires stability. It requires an ability to think in the long term. Can you live up to it? As you will see, this is not the kind of pan you can expect to cook with for a couple years and throw away once it starts to show signs of use. It’s not goddamn Teflon. Your cast iron skillet will outlive you, and your care is important, even crucial. More than anything, you should only have cast iron in your life if you love it. Now ask yourself, are you ready?
I bought a cast iron skillet a couple of years ago and it was one of the best decisions I ever made. We live in a disposable world of planned obsolescence and to have something that you know will outlast you -- well, that's a special feeling. Plus, it's an amazing tool to cook with. But this article is totally right: taking care of the skillet is something you have to take very seriously.# Wednesday Jan 14, 2015
Along with Casey Neistat, Paul Ford is one of my internet heroes. They're both eloquent, creative and prolific. This is a great podcast about one of the things Paul Ford created and why. While you're at it, you should also check out Reply All's amazing episode about Larry Shippers.# Friday Jan 9, 2015
Whittier, Alaska is a town of just under 200 people, nearly all of whom live in one fourteen-story high-rise, a former military barracks built by the US Army in the 1950s … The fourteen-story high-rise—called Begich Towers, or BTI—contains a post office, a police station, a grocery store, a Laundromat, a health clinic, and a church. (There once was a combination video rental store and tanning salon, but it’s been closed for a while now.)
Maybe it's because I just finished reading Station Eleven (highly recommended, btw!), but this sounds like the perfect setting for a dystopian novel.# Wednesday Jan 7, 2015
For our list of the top 10 title sequences released in 2014, Art of the Title’s editors chose from among film, television, video games, conferences, and whatever category Too Many Cooks fits into.
Feeling pretty smug that I called out Halt and Catch Fire's title sequence back in June. Pity the show itself doesn't live up to its amazing titles.# Tuesday Dec 30, 2014
# Monday Dec 29, 2014
El-P: Steven Seagal’s the kind of guy whose idea of morality is very clear. Like, when in Out For Justice, Steven Seagal is just this brutal guy who goes around smashing people’s teeth and breaking people’s arms and just shooting people, and then he’s driving and someone throws a puppy out of a car in a bag, and he stops and gets out of the car and gets the puppy, and that’s the moment where it’s like, Seagal is a good guy, because he gets the puppy, and he brings it with him. And then at the end of the movie he finds the guy who threw out the puppy and beats the shit out of him. This is the Seagal perspective on morality. “I’m a good guy, because I found a puppy, and it doesn’t matter that I literally just destroyed someone’s trachea with a pencil. The puppy is more important.” And, you know, I respect him and his delusions.
I guess we're heading into that time of the year when every site publishes their "best of the year" list. NPR's list of books looks really tight though. My backlog of stuff to read is pretty terrifying now.# Monday Dec 8, 2014
One of the things I loved about living in Rome was that it's a living history. If you wanted, you could stand on any street corner and unpack the layers of history and yell "STOP EVERYTHING - THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM". But people don't because they've got lives to live. And their lives will add another layer.# Wednesday Dec 3, 2014
The BBC recently put out an amazing three hour retrospective on Chris Morris. I love Chris Morris but I absolutely hate being tethered to the iPlayer, so I created an MP3 version for offline listening.
You can grab it here: Raw Meat Radio - Chris Morris Retrospective# Wednesday Dec 3, 2014
I don't know about you, but I find it really hard to keep up with what's happening in the news (as Charlie Brooker describes it, it's like 'wandering into episode 389 of the world's longest running and most complex soap opera'). This isn't helped by the fact I'm more likely to spend an entire day reading the biographies of minor Star Wars characters than actually opening a newspaper. Helpfully, my wife has put together a sort of a bluffer's guide of podcasts and blogs to keep people like me in the loop without having to try too hard. Thanks, wife!# Sunday Nov 30, 2014
We have not “made it.” We’re making it.
A great insight into the economics of taking an internet-famous band on the road.# Tuesday Nov 25, 2014
This is probably one of my favourite pictures ever. It's Bruce Davidson's photo of (l-r) Simone Signoret, Yves Montand, Marilyn Monroe and her husband at the time, Arthur Miller, at a dinner party in Montand’s apartment. The whole thing is like a Mexican standoff in glances.# Thursday Nov 20, 2014
I loved Guardians of the Galaxy. I loved the design of it. And that design doesn't come from nowhere - it comes from amazing concept work like this. I can't wait for the Blu-Ray so I can pore over every frame.# Monday Oct 6, 2014
I try not to post about the kickstarter campaigns I support (because there’s not enough disk space in the world for that - sorry wife!), but I’m willing to make a huge exception for this. It’s such a great idea: a game where you write the story of what you’re seeing. And then you get to share your story with other people. And you can read other people’s stories! This sounds amazing. Insta-back.# Friday Oct 3, 2014
ZEUS: what is this
i dont like this
HERA: it’s our son
that’s our son, i’ve just given birth to him
i’ve named him Hephaestus–
[Zeus flings the newborn off Olympus]
ZEUS: what son
i dont see any son
I think Mallory Ortberg might be my favourite person on the internet.# Tuesday Sep 30, 2014
As I write this, Im starving, but I dare not go out for food. My assassin could be anywhere. Eventually I break down and prepare the meal of the desperate: Two frankfurters scavenged from the back of the fridge, boiled limp and naked. Spoonful of mustard. I am in genuine fear of being shot.# Wednesday Aug 13, 2014
This is ‘showing your work’ done right. I love that she edited the video on a 30-day trial of Adobe Premiere.# Thursday Jul 10, 2014
Liza Daly watched all 23 James Bond films (and apparently read the novels, too). On Quantum of Solace
This is the only movie in which Bond does not get laid. It’s also the only one in which he is not captured. Draw your own conclusions.
Worth reading. Although she says she's never met anyone who will defend Moonraker. I'll go to the mat for that film.# Monday Jun 9, 2014
The brother of someone killed in 9/11 visits the 9/11 Memorial Museum.
I think now of every war memorial I ever yawned through on a class trip, how someone else’s past horror was my vacant diversion and maybe I learned something but I didn’t feel anything. Everyone should have a museum dedicated to the worst day of their life and be forced to attend it with a bunch of tourists from Denmark. Annotated divorce papers blown up and mounted, interactive exhibits detailing how your mom’s last round of chemo didn’t take, souvenir T-shirts emblazoned with your best friend’s last words before the car crash. And you should have to see for yourself how little your pain matters to a family of five who need to get some food before the kids melt down. Or maybe worse, watch it be co-opted by people who want, for whatever reason, to feel that connection so acutely.# Thursday May 22, 2014
And you’re going to collect them all.
Yeah. People always go, “Dude how many of these things are you going to get?” And I'm like, “All of them, duh.”
Godspeed, you crazy bastard.# Tuesday Apr 22, 2014
Great article about how indie game devs are handling sudden financial success. Favourite line is this, about Davey Wreden, the creator of the Stanley Parable, on how he'd ground himself:
# Friday Apr 4, 2014
Wreden returned home having decided how, if his game sold well, he would spend the money. “He said that he would go to the store and buy the cheapest and most expensive salmon,” Ismail recalled. Wreden would then cook the two fish side by side and conduct a taste test to see whether the cost difference was justified.
Despite the fact they're a small team, the Astronauts are pushing the boundary of "whoa" visuals in videogames. This lengthy blog post explains how they're doing it (spoiler: photogrammetry)# Friday Mar 28, 2014
The makers of The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on how games today are created with an artificial 'lure' to pull the players through the level (like the yellow landmarks in The Last of Us) and how this makes the game world feel synthetic and unnatural.# Sunday Mar 23, 2014
This is amazing. Without spoiling much: his favourite piece of software is the remote control software for the M153 50 caliber machine gun. His second favourite is the Smart Voice Recorder for Android.# Friday Mar 14, 2014
Interesting anaylsis of how 'cinematography' and 'visual effects' are intersecting from the point of view of the Academy awards.# Wednesday Mar 12, 2014
I have the weirdest hetero man-crush on Casey Neistat. This behind-the-scenes video of how he works reminds me a lot of Stanley Kubrick's Boxes, just how weirdly obsessive he becomes about every little thing. C.f. Neistat's organisation of little red boxes according to the relationship of contents of the box to the other boxes around it.# Sunday Feb 16, 2014
Netflix teamed up with the Cards Against Humanity guys to promote the second season of House of Cards. We've already seen how CAH have a habit of thumbing their nose at the established way of doing business, so how did this work out? Predictably. Here's how CAH introduced this new pack:
Last month, someone in the Netflix marketing department had an epiphany: House of Cards andCards Against Humanity both contain the word "cards." When we got a phone call from Netflix, we enthusiastically agreed that the two products indeed contain the word "cards."
You know how Cards Against Humanity works, right? It's sort of like Apples to Apples. The black cards have sentences with blanks in them and the white cards have potential answers for those blanks. In the House of Cards set, the first black card says "I can’t believe Netflix is using to promote House of Cards."
I don't think Cards Against Humanity will be getting a call from Netflix again any time soon.# Thursday Feb 13, 2014
# Thursday Feb 13, 2014
Enter HAMLET, skateboarding
OPHELIA: My lord, I–
HAMLET ollies over OPHELIA’s head
HAMLET [offstage]: we were never dating
Your new favourite podcasts.# Tuesday Feb 4, 2014
A collection of the people one player meets in Day Z. This is exactly what I love about these sandbox online games - the stories that come out of them are fascinating.# Tuesday Jan 28, 2014