Remember Guy's American Kitchen and Bar? The restaurant Pete Wells slated in the New York Times? Its domain name is guysamerican.com. Bryan Mytko bought the domain guysamericankitchenandbar.com and produced this. And it's glorious. "35 oz of super-saddened, Cheez-gutted wolf meat" is one of the best lines I've read since the hey-day of Charlie Brooker's TV Go Home.