An Open Letter to the Jackass Playing Bongos in Our Apartment Building at 4am

Dear Bongo-playing Jackass,

There is no reason for you to be playing bongos in our apartment building at 4am. In fact, unless you are Matthew McConaughey or hanging out with Gidget, there is absolutely no reason for you to be playing bongos at all.

Yours Sincerely,
John