Science can help us live to 120 but Silvio has asked me to help him live to 150 because he thinks that way he can solve Italy’s problems.
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Berlusconi Wants Another 75 Years
Every time I read ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone.
Look how sorry Domino’s was just for their shitty pizza! They had a bad sauce recipe, (and) they’ve been out there nonstop. ‘Oh, we’re so sorry. Here, have some Crazy Bread!’